2 Guys, 1 Pair of Pants

"2 Guys, 1 Pair of Pants," you're reading. Possibly you're thinking "Is this some kind of completely disgusting video that I'm going to regret instantly, like that 2 Girls, 1 Cup thing from a few years ago? Am I going to get fired for clicking on this?"

Unless your company has a policy against incredibly charming and good-looking radio hosts joking about the absurd things people do on the internet, then no, you won't be getting fired. And if your company does have such a policy, well, your boss is incredibly specific and entirely bizarre and his or her priorities are so strangely calibrated that you might want to consider employment elsewhere.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to be talking about here now that I've gone on this diatribe and haven't yet adequately caffeinated myself.

The point is, if there is a point, that the people in the story below are geniuses and lived out a scenario imagined by many a child and represented in many a cartoon. And it worked. Thanks to so many people being large enough to actually be two humans in one.