Based on the title of this article, you might think that this is going to be some condemnation hit piece on the ingredients of McDonald's food, or the effect they have on nutrition, or how their approaches to food affect the agriculture practices of the entire world.

But it's not.

Instead, I am marveling at the resilient nature of McDonald's food and viewing it as a complete miracle and breakthrough of modern science. The idea that food can last for an entire day, let alone for several, let alone for possibly years is fascinating to me in the best possible way.

But then again, as I've been reminded on a nearly daily basis since the day I was born, I'm super weird. So you might have a completely different take on this completely weird story.

Check it out below and figure it out for yourself.