The first line in the description of that video is "This is not a toy. This is a badass professional device that allows you to launch fireballs from your open palm."

How can I be upgraded to a badass professional?

This dude, this DUDE, has come up with a machine that will shoot fireballs FROM YOUR HANDS. I know I'm supposed to do this whole big write up when I do a blog, but I really can't seem to concentrate at the moment. Also, my hands are shaking from excitement.

Fireballs from your hands. Somewhere, nerd 13 year old me is dancing in his very tight, awkward jeans with his Batman shirt on. FINALLY. That guy needed a little happy.

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