Are you following these restaurant rules?
3. Similarly to the above, get it together. You know what kind of salad dressing you like. Asking "Do you have blue cheese dressing?" is perfectly reasonable. A panicked "Uh.. uh.. what kind of dressing do you have?" is not. This isn't Sophie's Choice. Get it together. When your waiter asks you what kind of toast you want, just tell them whatever you like. Don't make them roll out the scroll. What exactly are you expecting to be on there, anyway? Zucchini bread? Get the hell out of here and eat some whole wheat toast.
4. For the love of all that is sacred and holy in this world, know what you ordered. When they bring out your veal parmigiana, don’t look around at the person to your left who only ordered a coffee and the person across from you who already got their chicken caesar salad with a quizzical look upon your face. Why, for whom could this dish possibly be? Feel free to continue to stare at your meal-mates with a look of confusion like a sea otter in an organic chemistry class. I’m sure your waiter or waitress is perfectly willing to stand holding a scalding hot dish all day; who needs the nerve endings in their fingers anyhow?
5. Bring money. I know this sounds obvious but unfortunately it isn’t. If you’re going out to eat with friends and you’re paying for your meal, it’s helpful to have actual United States currency. “Oh… I only have my card…”
With these very simple rules, we can all enjoy a nice meal. Now, what was that wacky thing your dog did this morning?