Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
You Know You’re Eating at a Bad Restaurant When…
You want to fill your stomach, not turn it.
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Distraught Student Blames Breakup for Failing to Do Her Homework
"My dog ate my homework" is just so passe.
115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase
You may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.
Someone Made Mayonnaise Pea Pizza and Can You Hold Our Hair Back, Please?
You mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.
Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘Nads
You've gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.
Jim Larranaga’s Post-Victory Dancing Game Is In Peak March Madness Form
It's not March yet, but Miami's coach is ready to go dancing.
Man Grades Ex-Girlfriend’s Letter of Apology, Puts It Full Blast on Twitter
Love hurts. Almost as much as getting an "F."
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) Purpose
Waste not, want not.