Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines Filling
Your eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.
Married Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Is Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Can You Guess Monopoly’s 3 New Pieces? Don’t Bet On It
Out with the old, in with the new.
This Woman’s Hair Is 90 Freakin’ Inches Long
You think it takes you long to do your hair? Puh-leeze.
St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.
Man Dressed As ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage Jumps Off Roof Into Snow
The northeastern part of the country was (body) slammed by a snow storm this week. That didn't bother this guy.
Can You Name the 2 States That Don’t Observe Daylight Saving Time?
Daylight Saving Time is upon us. Well, most of us.
Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread
Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.
You’ll Relate Way Too Much to These Things Never Heard in an Office
We may work in different offices, but life in them is eerily similar.