Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Tim Hortons’ Mother’s Day Donut Hole Bouquet
Chocolates? Flowers? Those will take a backseat this Mother's Day.
Airline Pilot Has Sweet Gift for His One Millionth Passenger
A happy story about flying. Yeah, we're shocked, too.
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads Did
We can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious
There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Teen’s Quest for Free Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets May Break Twitter
The Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.
Tim Tebow Hits Home Run in First Minor League At-Bat. Yes, Tim Tebow.
Maybe this baseball thing isn't such a bad idea, after all.
Bigger Honor — Giving a Eulogy or a Wedding Toast?
There may be no higher testament to what people think of you than when you're tapped to talk at these events.