Best (Possibly Worst) of Hudson Valley Craigslist: Cut and Haul Your Own Firewood
I have taken it upon myself to bring you the best of what the online store known as Craigslist has to offer here in the Hudson Valley.
STAY AWAY FROM THE PERSONAL SECTION!
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Firewood to cut and haul
This is literally a tree that fell in some dudes yard and he doesn’t want to deal with it. So he is asking someone to come clean up his yard for him. Nice try, but I see through your plan.
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Disassembled Wheelbarrow
Here is a wheelbarrow body with the handle and assorted wheels in it. Note: it has way too many wheels with it and I would bet that none of them belong to this wheelbarrow.
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Used Mattress
Like I’ve said my favorite thing to see on Craigslist because you can always play 'name that stain' and when you 'guess right' everyone loses.
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Treadmill
I think this person meant to list this as a clothes rack, because we all know a treadmill sounds like a good idea at first, but ends up being where you throw all of your clothes.
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Saxophone Mouthpiece
I know next to nothing about the woodwinds, but I would think that a piece of instrument that you put your mouth on would stay yours. I know sharing is caring, but body fluids should stay off the list. You can scrub and wash it, but somebody's mouth has been on it.