Brandi’s Future Husband Is A Big Fan Of Chicken Safety

This weeks edition of Brandi’s Future Husband involves a very brave man and animal lover from Portland Oregon. So, brave, that I do not even know his name. This is also the first edition of "BFH" that we have audio on. So back to Portland, where police got a call from my future husband, because he was so concerned.

In a statement entitled in part "Officers Unable to Determine Chicken's Intent," it said police were unable to locate the bird, but that animals in the roadway were no laughing matter. Police went ahead and released audio of the tip-off, in which the caller assures a dispatcher that "this is actually not a prank call."  Police Spokesman Sergeant Pete Simpson said officers regularly tend to duck crossings, and have been known to rescue ducklings from storm drains. But he said it was the first time they had received a serious call about a chicken trying to cross a road. Officers will remain on the lookout for the bird, he said.
Here Deuce and I are discussing it: