Brandi’s Future Husband, Marks His Territory
This weeks edition of "Brandi's Future Husband" takes us to Palm Harbor, Florida. Where I believe my sweetie thinks he:
- Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
- He is a former LaCrosse Champion
- He has a unique fashion sense.
Meet my potential future husband, Joshua Masciarelli. He is 23 and was out walking late last Saturday night minding my his business not far from his Palm Harbor home.
Joshua was out and about, “wearing a red tank top and no pants” (according to thesmokinggun.com).If he and I get together, we will have to work on his fashion sense.
As Joshua was walking around, he inexplicably found himself just rambling around the neighborhood, when "Mother Natures Urge" called and he found himself urinating on the the sidewalk, and not then posing like a superhero. (I guess this is because he was so proud of himself!)
Of course, the police stopped Joshua and asked him why was he "all hanging out with no pants"? Joshua could not come up with a reason. I am sure he will have time to come up with one while he is thinking about the charges that have been filled against him in court.
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