Brandi’s Future Husband Spotted Near Winery
This weeks edition of my future husband involves a few of my favorite things:
Elvis & Wine
My future husband is currently in the area of San Luis Obispo California. I know this because he has recently been seen outside of the Monarch Grove Winery tasting room. He was at the tasting room this last Sunday where I am sure he was looking for the perfect bottle of wine for our first date.
He wanted to make sure that he was not recognized while asking questions about the wine, so he went to great lengths to disguise his appearance, even wearing an old man mask and Elvis wig. To make sure he got the best bottle of wine, and that the people in the tasting room weren’t giving him something that wasn’t 100% tasty, he made to sure to show them his semi-automatic pistol and his roll of duct tape to the employees before placing the people in the winery rest room… When the employees expected him to say “just joking” nad release them along with the wine he selected, he had already left. When the employees got out there was about $400 in cash missing. No word if my future husband saw who took the money.
My “sweetie” is described as a male in his 30s, about 5-foot-8 and weighing 140 pounds and for some reason the San Luis Obispo Police department would like to speak with him, about something.
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