This week my betrothed takes us to Spain -- to ride motorcycles! Too bad that he had to stop traffic in Madrid to find something very valuable to him that he lost when he sneezed.

His teeth.

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Apparently they "flew out of his mouth when he sneezed". Police officers found him walking along the side of the road and running in and out of traffic as he was looking for them. Police asked him to stop for not only his safety but also of that of passing motorists.

No word on whether or not he found his teeth.