Brandi’s Top 10 Quotes From ‘Christmas Vacation’ Movie

So it's that special time of year. Christmas time is here.

Ok, I confess. I watch this movie multiple times during the holiday season, starting with while I am fixing Thanksgiving dinner and then put it away in the DVD stack just about the time I put the Christmas decorations away. No, I do not binge watch it, but I have been known to put it in once a day.

Occasionally I will run into someone who watches the movie as much as I do and what ends up happening is that we will be standing there like two idots reciting quotes from the movie, even going as far as to mention who the characters were saying the quote to and who else was in the scene. Odd? Yes, but then consider this my Christmas hobby.

Top 10 quotes from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (in no particular order)

*But it's Christmas, we're all in misery, Ellen (Mom)

*I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet,   Clark

*Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?, Clark

*I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping, Ellen

*If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all. Cousin Eddie

*Squirrel!!!! The whole family

*Sh*tter’s full. Cousin Eddie

*Aunt Bethany, would you say the grace? Clark then, from Aunt Bethany: Grace? Didn't  she pass away 30 years ago?

*Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an  asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... Clark

*I have nightmares about was he does when I'm not lying next to him, Audrey