Brandi’s Future Husband Hides Trout in His Pants

My Future Husband this week knows a thing or two about the judicial system, He wants to make me a great fish dinner and he has the ability to point out the obvious to authorities.
His name is David Wylie and he lives in Tennessee. My future husband was spending some time in one of Deuce’s favorite stores, Walmart, when all of the sudden he realized he had to go to the bathroom.

At that moment, David did not know what to do with the package of trout he was going to bring home to cook… So David decided that he was going to put it into his pocket. Well he missed his pocket and ended up putting it into his pants at that point he got so confused he ended up relieving himself right there in the store, near the alcohol. I am pretty sure that he was just trying to pick out a nice bottle of wine that would pair with the trout he was going to make.

David then, was so nervous about what happened he simply left the store… with the trout in his pants…

Of course, store security stopped him when he tried to leave without paying for the fish, and that is when they smelled alcohol on my sweeties. David did admit that he had been consuming alcohol. He repeatedly stated to the officer that he was not concerned with being cited for either offense because they were misdemeanors. Of course the official warrant says David tried to steal the trout and a few other things, and that totaled about $130 plus he has been charges with vandalism was estimated at $10. My FH is now facing charges of shoplifting, indecent exposure and public intoxication.