British Man Accused of Having Sex With a Slide–Again

Listen, I know we all have our preferences, but this one is out there.

Consenting adults, go for it and do whatever makes you happy. But how does a piece of children's playground equipment give consent?

Apparently members of the community, including, y'know, the cops, decided to intervene on behalf of the poor slides that this guy was victimizing and lock him up. The surprise: it's not his first time on the merry-go-round. Er... It's not his first trip around the playground. I mean, it's not his first rodeo. There we go.