Do you hear that? No, not the groan you just made. That other thing. Yup, that's the sound of your inner 13-year-old rejoicing.

It's the culinary equivalent of a Mack truck running into a tricycle, and perhaps that's why I'm fascinated: Mountain Dew-flavored wings are coming. Here's the story, per Yahoo!:

“To celebrate the Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl, Buffalo Wild Wings partnered with Mountain Dew to create a limited time only sauce – Zesty Citrus. Available in restaurants from December 14, 2015 through January 2, 2016, the bold citrus flavor of Mountain Dew was infused with lemongrass and spicy red pepper-flakes to create a blast of sweet and spicy that will leave Guests asking for more.”

I am unabashedly excited about this--not out of any fondness for Mountain Dew, but due to my love of wings, the extreme depths of which has yet to be fully understood by science. I will eat the hell out of these things and I will offer absolutely zero apologies.

If you want to try some delicious and local wings of all kinds, join me at the Hudson Valley Wing Wars by grabbing your tickets here.

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