The run-of-the-mill college graduation speech has been turned on its ear, thanks to ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ star Charlie Day.

The actor, 38, gave a funny, heartfelt, memorable, self-deprecating, inspiring, slightly NSFW and generally all-around awesome speech while speaking at the graduation of his alma mater, Merrimack College. He could teach Sandra Bullock a thing or two.

Watching him wax poetic almost makes repaying that student loan worth it. Heck, we’re thinking about matriculating all over again.