Criminals: Don’t Wear Shirts Confessing Your Crimes

This gentleman apparently decided to help the police narrow down criminals via wardrobe.

When you wake up in the morning, you've got a lot of decisions to make. What do you want for breakfast? Which way should you drive to work? Which t-shirt implicating yourself in crime should you wear?

In this case, "my drug possession implicating shirt" was the answer a gentleman in (you guessed it!) Florida selected.

When he was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson on Monday, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said, Balmer, 50, was wearing a black shirt. Across the chest it said "Who needs drugs?"

Below that it said: "No, seriously, I have drugs."

And, the sheriff said, he had drugs.

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According to an arrest report, he was in line at Kmart when a deputy walked in. Balmer saw the deputy and tried to hand a "bag of green leafy substance" to the person behind him, according to officers. That person declined to take the bag.

 

Guess you should've worn your "I didn't kill my wife (LOL JK I totally did!)" shirt instead today, bruh.