DJ Plays WHAM!’s ‘Last Christmas’ 24 Times

Wham's "Last Christmas" is the bane of my existence. I genuinely, purely, definitively, to the core of my being, hate that god awful song with everything that I have inside of my soul. If I hear it even once during the holiday season, I'm annoyed until, like, March.

So when I heard a story about a radio host in Austria playing the song--and not only playing the song, but enthusiastically playing said song--two dozen times, I started to actually twitch. I had a physical reaction to merely hearing that someone played the song on the radio. It upsets me that deeply.

You might think that I should be seeking help that a Christmas song written 30 years ago apparently causes me so much distress that it manifests in physical symptoms, but I maintain that the easiest solution is for no one to play it in the first place. No one actually likes that gift-wrapped heap of sentimental cornball garbage anyway.