Old guys are the best. They've been around long enough not to care at all about stuff that doesn't affect them, they don't care what you think of them, and they've seen enough in their lives that they have opinions on everything. Oh man, do they have opinions. And those things are set in concrete.

They also pretty much just do what they want to whenever they want to with complete impunity. We should all be so lucky to be as self-assured and badass as old guys.

But, you know, as happens occasionally, the elderly get a little bit confused and end up where they're not supposed to. Check out this story below for the details on a situation in which that exact thing happened, and go along with me on a journey wherein we imagine what it's like to be an old guy with one of those scooters.

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