FedEx Delivers a Tumor Instead of a Kindle

Before we get into the actual story here, the nuts and bolts of what happened, I feel like the title of this article alone requires me to get one thing accomplished first:

But it was a toomah. I mean a tumor. It was a tumor that the guy got via FedEx. What?

Dude opens up a package, fully expecting to be able to read 50 Shades of Grey or whatever on his brand spankin' new, water proofed Kindle, and instead he finds himself looking at a med school lab assignment or something.

A TUMOR! In the mail! I wonder how long it took the dude to fully distinguish just what it was he was looking at. I wonder what it looked like. I don't really want to know what it looked like. Okay, I kind of want to know what it looked like.