Florida Couple to Cops: We’ll Come Out After We’re Done Having Sex
Sometimes you find a love that just perseveres despite all opposition, odds, and sense of good taste and decency.
You know what they say: a couple that commits armed burglary together has sex together in a trailer while in the midst of a standoff with Jacksonville police.
Okay, no one says that. But they should, because hey, that's what happened!
According to the Huffington Post, Ryan Patrick Bautista and Leanne Hunn used their predicament--insofar as the police wanting to kick down your door and drag you to prison on armed burglary charges is a "predicament"--as an opportunity to have sex. Maybe it was out of desperation, maybe it was out of passion, maybe it was out of some completely bizarre and wildly specific fetish they have for having sex while being pursued by the police. Whatever the case, we discuss it below and talk about what it would be like to be in that particular situation.
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