Get Your Hands Off of My Bull Semen!

A very bizarre theft case in Minnesota remains unsolved.

We've all heard "One man's trash is another man's treasure." How about "One man's bull semen is another man's cash cow"?

Such is the situation in Southern Minnesota, where one farm had $70,000 worth of semen stolen. Yup. $70,000. Worth of bull semen.

According to the Associated Press:

Mower County Sheriff Terese Amazi says a LeRoy man reported Tuesday that a storage canister with vials of bull semen was taken from his unlocked barn.

The theft happened sometime between April 1 and 7. The man said the only time he and his hired hand were away from the farm was on Easter Sunday.

The Austin Daily Herald reports the canister was worth about $500, and the vials of semen were worth from $300 to $1,500 apiece.

Police have no suspects.

 

So, if you know someone who has suddenly come into a grip of bull semen, let him know that the police are coming for him. And if there's anything we've learned from Fargo, it's that cops in Minnesota are persistent.