The residents an Ohio assisted living facility decided to give back to charity in a provocative way. Don't worry; there won't be any photos in this post.

If you've ever said to yourself "Boy, I wish there was a group of 80- and 90-year-old women making charity calendars like those shirtless firefighters do," your very specific dream has come true.

The children of Barberton, Ohio schools will be getting shoe donations courtesy of this creative method.

According to the Akron Beacon Journal:

The stars of a charity calendar are in their 80s and 90s, but that didn't stop the men and women from an assisted living facility in Ohio from showing a little skin.

Miss March, who's 88, wears a green top hat and not much else in the calendar from Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living, and the centerfolds are two women in their 90s who seem to be playing poker with strategically placed oversize cards.

Flip to February and you'll see a smiling, white-haired Dottie Rutter soaking in a bubble bath and flower petals, with chocolates and lingerie nearby.

 

Cool. I'll be in the other room screaming.

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