Ever just get fed up having to wear pants in public? No? Well, then keep walking. But all of you who can't wait to get home and take your clothes off have your new home: Munich, Germany.

Zicke zacke zicke zacke hoi hoi hoi! (Photo by Johannes Simon/Getty Images)
Zicke zacke zicke zacke hoi hoi hoi! (Photo by Johannes Simon/Getty Images)
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The capital of Bavaria is known for its Oktoberfest, its legendary soccer team Bayern Munich, and for being the Most Livable City on Earth. But now, it's ready to add another jewel to the crown in the form of legalized nudity.

Now, this doesn't mean you'll find people strolling around the streets of Munich with their parts all flailing about; the policy allows for six designated spaces within the city where people can show off their goods freely. These parks aren't fenced off, nor are they far from the city center, so if you happen to find yourself in the city, you just might stumble across some German genitalia.

According to Forbes, "around the continent, Germans have the reputation of being “nudist obsessive” as well as “tanning obsessive.” It’s no surprise that many nudist beaches around Europe are frequented mostly by Germans — as are saunas and Turkish baths,  where it’s a safe assumption that the most comfortable naked body walking nearby belongs to a German."

And here, I thought all of Germany wore black turtlenecks and tights:

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