I do a fair amount of tweeting.

Okay, well, basically I bombard my followers with a daily stream of whatever pops into my head at a moment's notice, so it kind of ends up being a weird stream of almost-coherent musings.

Naturally, now that Twitter's shares are worth a total of over $20 billion (!) , I want to know how much they owe me.

Thankfully, TIME has taken care of that for us here! Take a look at that link, throw your username in, and watch the cash flow in--wait, I'm only worth 500 bucks?! And this isn't real, it's just hypothetical?!

I'm outraged. I have to go tweet about this.