Is This the Most Demanding First Birthday Invite Ever?

A poster on Reddit shared a photo of an incredibly specific and possibly insane email from a mother throwing her child's first birthday party.

Here the letter is in its entirety:

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So, what do you think? Is this lady just being honest and trying to be straight with people, or is she a crazy person?

I'm not sure there's anything on the planet tackier than asking for receipts to be included with gifts, and I'm not entirely sure that her understanding of kidnapping statistics is accurate, but hey, I don't have kids (and you're welcome).