Jellyfish or Breast Implant? What It Has to Do With Brandi’s Future Husband

Brandi's Future Husband this week is a concerned citizen in Australia who is a little confused about breast implants. Was it an easy mistake to make? While walking on a beach on Queensland's Sunshine Coast my soon to be beloved found what he thought was a breast implant on the shore.

He carefully bagged it up and brought it to the local police department, thinking that there was a person who had been a victim of a violent crime. Maybe even a drowning or a murder?

The police took the discovery very seriously. After investigating, the police determined that it was not a breast implant that my future husband had found, but a jellyfish. More specifically one called a blubber jellyfish. They are common in the waters off the coast of Queensland and that the sting of this particular jellyfish was irritating, but not dangerous. Where were the tale tell tentacles? The police believe that the tentacles (that might have made it more obvious that this was not a breast implant) probably were knocked off by waves or eaten by fish.