Listen, I do understand neighborhood conflicts. Not everyone is going to get along with everyone else--some people don't get along with anyone--and when people are living in close quarters with one another, well, things can get a little bit heated. Coexisting isn't easy.

But I can't say that I've ever felt compelled to defecate on the lawn or property of anyone else, neighbor or not. I've just never viewed bodily functions as a means to an end, a vehicle of vengeance.

But hey, I'm not this guy, and that's why I'm not in the news. Check out the story below about an individual that was fed up and just wasn't going to take it anymore and decided he had to express himself in a very, very specific and disgusting kind of way.

Yes indeed, we're talking about a genuine Neighbor of the Year candidate here, my friend.

More From WRRV-WRRB