Man Eats 7 Shamrock Shakes in Under 5 Minutes [VIDEO]

A California man slammed a gallon and a half of McDonald's Shamrock Shakes in mere minutes, because why not?

We all have our gifts and talents. Matt Stonie's happens to be eating a lot of calories in an unbelievably short amount of time. How good is he? Well, at 22, he's currently the number two highest-ranked eater in Major League Eating behind only the legendary Joey Chestnut.

Here are some of his accomplishments:

• Bacon: 182 Strips Smithfield Bacon/Daytona, FL / 5 Minutes/February 22, 2015
• Birthday Cake: 14.5 pounds/West Palm Beach, FL / 8 Minutes/Feb 14, 2015
• Creek Indian Tacos: 32.5 Creek Indian Tacos / Atmore, AL / 8 minutes/March 29, 2014
• Frozen Yogurt: 10.5lb Yogurtland Frozen Yogurt/Phantom Gourmet Food Festival / 6 Minutes/Sep. 29, 2013
• Gyros: 24 8-oz Gyros/Niko Niko's Gyros / 10 Minutes/May 18, 2014
• Pumpkin Pie: 20lb 13oz/Elk Grove Giant Pumpkin Pie Festival / 8 Minutes/October 5, 2014
• Slugburgers: 43 Slugburgers/The World Slugburger Eating Championship Presented By Main Street Corinth / 10 Minutes/July 12, 2014
• Tacos, Traditional: 101 Three-inch Tacos/Dia San Jose / 8 minutes / October 25, 2014

And now? He tackles the famed McDonald's seasonal favorite, the Shamrock Shake:

Just for reference, that's about 5,740 calories and 805 grams of sugar. In under five minutes.