Man Paints Portait of Kim Kardashian With His Penis ?!?

Nope this is not a joke...a danish performance artist painted a not so shabby copy of the recent controversial cover Kim K did last month for Paper Magazine. 44-year-old Uwe Max Jensen of Denmark says he just used his god given talents...

“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other,” he told the Daily Dot. “I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

Jensen said it took about 8-10 hours to complete the piece and nail down the fine details...

“If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details,” he told the Copenhagen Post. “But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”

Not to toot his own horn of course! What do you think? Personally I think it's better than the original!