A Columbus, Ga. man found himself on the wrong side of a Coors Light truck after stealing it. Specifically, the under side.

If I were to be run over by a beer truck, I would consider it both an incredible irony and a deeply devastating betrayal. Et tu, cervisiam?

Yup. That's right. I looked up the Latin word for "beer" so that I could make a Julius Caesar reference. I put effort into this thing. I leave it all out on the court. I'm like Allen Iverson. Huh? No, I haven't been drinking cervisiam, why do you ask? It's all going to come together, watch: a recent biography on Allen Iverson says he drinks Corona to excess. Corona is a Mexican beer, or cerveza in Spanish. Cerveza is, of course, rooted in "cervisiam."

I told you I'd make it work.

Anyway, this idiot stole a beer truck and ran over himself with it. Check the story below and note the incredible relationship between his name and the beer he stole.

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