Man Sues Motorcycle Manufacturer Over Erection

Riding a motorcycle, it goes without saying, involves taking some risks. There's no shortage of stories involving people being hurt, maimed, and killed while zipping all about on their motorcycle of choice. But one thing that you likely wouldn't consider is the risk of your manhood being jeopardized by merely driving around on a bike.

Yet, therein lies the tragedy of this individual, who claims he--well, specifically certain parts of his anatomy--will forever bear the trauma inflicted upon him by simply using the a motorcycle for its intended purpose.

I mean, this guy's experience runs the gamut. First, he couldn't stop his profoundly painful, persistent erections. Now he can't achieve one even when he wants to. Who knew that a simple motorcycle could cause such unending misery?

Check the story below to find out more about this delightful story of injured penii. That's not the true plural of "penis," but it should be.