This guy not only threw the biggest party the state of Michigan has ever seen, he wants you to know he'll break the law if it means a better party.

This clip speaks for itself. Especially around :27 or so. This guy... man. This guy.

Welp, enjoy the repercussions of having underage drinking and alleged sexual assault happen on your property. But thanks for the hilarious news clip.

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