My Application To Work for Pornhub’s Local Lawn Service

I have experience. I can dream can't I?

It's probably no secret to anyone in the Hudson Valley at this point that Dutchess Lawn has teamed up with the internet porn site to give lawns in the area a free servicing. Of course the promottion was a huge success and immediately filled up.

I believe they were booked and sold out extremely fast. That being said, they must be hiring some landscapers for some seasonal help.

I worked for a landscaper for years out of high school. I wasn't very good but I can mow, mulch, and blow... leaves.

I'm not the ideal candidate but I really want to add Pornhub to my resume.

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