I know what it's like to schedule a morning show. I know how desperate some shows are for guests to either fill time, reach a new audience, or just entertain their listeners/viewers.

I also know that oftentimes people try to book complete nonsense. Your job, of course, is to try to separate the wheat from the chaff.

I have made mistakes booking guests. Like here for example.

Fortunately, most of the time it just ends up being dull and uninteresting and not a complete catastrophe. Well, this gentleman (my new hero) is not only the curator of the always funny Found Footage Fest, he's also mastered the art of tricking morning show bookers into allowing him to come on the show and make a goof out of the whole thing. He did it once with a yo-yo:


And now he does it by making hosts of the show eat disgusting garbage under the pretense that he's a chef who specializes in leftovers. Enjoy!