Schwenker, what the hell are you doing, putting half naked dudes working out on the blog?

First of all, let's make something perfectly clear. I will NEVER look like that. It's just not in the cards for me. However, I just hit 35....and I'd like to stick around awhile. I like being around my family, and I don't feel like checking out early.

I run lots of stupid obstacle course races, and I want to get better at them. 2015, I'd like to do a Spartan Race Trifecta, and at least one Tough Mudder, Warrior Dash and a regular half marathon. The first race I'm looking at is in April, at Mountain Creek in New Jersey. Which means I'm already behind schedule.

I don't have the $$$ to do CrossFit, I don't have the space for my own gym, and I don't have the time to spend 2 hours a day in a gym. So I'm starting Freeletics.

The idea behind it is Free Athletes. People who can work out anywhere, with just body weight exercises. I'm not going to go into details, but you should download the app and try some of their routines. It's mild torture. Without the mild.

So, I'm going to kick in the 15 week training program in December. Anyone else doing something, anything? Maybe have a Freeletics meet up somewhere? Trust me, having me there will make you feel GREAT about yourself.

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