Olympic Village: One Giant Hook-Up
Being an Olympic athlete would be rad. Sure, it would be tons of hard work, but, based on all the promo packages they've shown of the US snowboarding team, their offseasons involve them living on the beach and surfing all day as they prepare to collect tons of money in sponsorship and endorsements for being good-looking and talented.
Well, according to one such good-looking and talented person, the other benefit is the non-stop orgy of Olympic Village. There was so much action going on with hook-up app Tinder that US snowboarder Jamie Anderson had to deactivate her account so she could focus on other things. Like, you know, winning medals.
I'm all for it. Let these immensely gifted athletes create a new race of superhumans. As long as they compete for the United States.