We're all going to be rooting for the United States in the World Cup, but it's nice to always have a second team to follow throughout the tournament. But how, how do you choose this other team? Maybe you like the very precise style of Germany. Maybe you like the dramatic, theatrical style of Italy. Maybe you enjoy constant disappointment and underachieving so you support England. I don't know!

But I've devised a much more scientific way to pick your team: booze!

Using the very accurate Wikipedia page (and various other sources) for national liquors--both officially declared and culturally popular--I've put together this handy chart so you can pick a second favorite team by their taste in alcohol.

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GROUP B

GROUP C

GROUP D

GROUP E

GROUP F

GROUP G

GROUP H

Well, there you have it! Be responsible, of course, but raise a glass of akpeteshie or whatever you've chosen as your backup team and enjoy the World Cup!