For the love of all that is pure and holy. Why? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

YES the original Point Break was flawed, but it was ALMOST believable because it was a bunch of beach bums in ONE AREA. It was Johnny Utah. It was Tank Girl. It wasn't pretentious. It was guys in president masks robbing banks and playing beach football.

It was awesome.

This. This is an abomination. This is terrible CGI graphics, GoPro footage and fake tribal tattoos on over-cooked movie memes.

"3 crimes. 3 continents." Good God.

Just stop and shut up already.

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