Passed out in a mess of your own feces next to a bottle of sambuca is no way to go through life. Unless you're this guy, apparently.

Being a cop isn't easy. It's dangerous, it's got to wreak complete havoc on your nerves, and sometimes you have to deal with drunks covered in doo-doo. I don't know that they actually tell you that in the police academy. Anyone who has been through it, let me know, but something tells me it's not a scenario for which they do sufficient planning. The amount of time you have to spend dealing with vagrants and crazy people who have made a mess of themselves has to be disproportionately higher than what they'd expect.

Here's an example of that very phenomenon!