As we see the world embracing and prioritizing health food and organic food more and more, well, we see this going in the complete opposite direction.

If you've ever been in the situation where you woke up wanting a soda but didn't want to be That Guy (or That Girl) opening a can of root beer at 8am, fear not! Kellogg's has got you.

Pop Tarts, the delicious beacon of all things utterly lacking in nutritional value, will now get you your soda fix, as they're rolling out their line of A&W- and Crush-flavored pastries.

According to the company:

Available at retailers nationwide in May 2016, new Pop-TartsFrosted A&W Root Beer are bubbling with root beer-flavored filling, wrapped inside a golden crust, and are topped with sweet white frosting and brown, red and orange crunchlets. Pop-TartsFrosted Crush Orange citrus-flavored filling will tingle your taste buds with its sweet white frosting and orange string icing.

I don't think it's possible for either of these to topple S'Mores at the top spot in my pantheon of Pop Tart flavors, but I'm open to trying.