Spanish Engineer Skipped Work for 6 Years

I like to take pride in my work ethic. I mean, it's not really a work ethic so much as it is an inability to sit still that I choose to channel into productivity as best as I can, but it sounds better when you frame it as a "work ethic."

That being said, it would be nothing short of an absolute dream come true if I could find a way to just get paid to do nothing. I know that's not exactly a revolutionary view; most people would like that. But I very much relate to the scene in Office Space during which Peter realizes that if he could do anything he wanted, he would do nothing.

That sounds nice. I'd like to pick up some hobbies actually. Woodworking. Actually learning how a car works. Playing the drums. That sort of thing.

But unfortunately, I don't have the time because I have to work. Unlike this guy.