Maybe I shouldn't have tried to bring the scary clown phenomena back this year. Maybe I got what I deserved.
When I'm at work and I see a clown mask and a floating red balloon I feel like I can't help myself. I need to do some sort of 'IT' prank. If you know me you know that I love all things that are a bit frightening. Who doesn't have a safe curiosity with the Macabre?
I love and anticipate the Fall season and Halloween as much as the next person but this is just ridiculous.
I enjoy the cooler weather and the horror movies but I think it's a little insane that we have started to see pumpkin flavored foods in July and now pumpkin spice late's are officially available for all of the basic people everywhere.
If that wasn't bad enough we now have to potentially face early clown action.
Poughkeepsie Middle School received a specific threat regarding a clown early Tuesday. Now comes word a second Hudson Valley School went into lock down as a result of a clown related threat.
We are in a full-on crisis situation! At least those of you with some sort of affection for clowns. Apparently there is a drought of young people wanting to enter the fray of makeup, juggling, and unbelievably large shoes.
The president of Clowns of America International claims “What happens is they go on to high school and college and clowning isn’t cool anymore" he said...