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Cookie Monster Arrested for Allegedly Grabbing Teen’s Breasts
A beloved children’s character finds himself behind bars for getting a little too touchy-feely. We’ve all seen the mascots in Times Square, hanging around looking strangely disheveled in unlicensed costumes, haggling with tourists over being tipped for the photos they take. I’ve…
Some Poor Sap Lost His Job for This
Sports fans should be familiar with Deadspin. It’s a site that’s broken tons of major news stories, mocked even more, and offered analysis of sports that most major sports journalists are unwilling or incapable of providing. It’s also the source of beautiful, glorious irreverenc…