Oh no! Someone needs my help!
(Click to enlarge)   Whatever will I do?! This person that I have never met nor spoken to seems to really need help. Guess I’ve gotta grab my credit card and send her the digits. Feels nice to do good.  
A nice, pleasant email to wake up to!
This is a PR email I received this morning. Really makes you want to get up and face the day, huh? To answer the question: My great great grandchildren don’t deserve that embarrassment. I’m going back to bed.