The Busey Scale of Crazy in Action!

It's always nice to know you've made an impression. In my case, it's for one of the many inventions I've thrown out into the ether of the radio airwaves: The Gary Busey Crazy Calculometer. In short, it gauges--on a scale of 1 (totally sane) to Gary Busey--how insane someone is.

So, when this commercial came out over the past few days, I got tons of people asking where on the Busey Scale it landed:

And the answer is simple: Full-Blown Busey. In fact, by virtue of merely having Gary Busey in it, it achieves Maximum Busey. Asking how crazy something involving Gary Busey is would be like asking how wet the ocean is. How much more wet can the ocean get?

None. None more wet.