The Case of the Missing Golf Cart

A golf cart is missing from the Dutchess County Fairgrounds and the police want your help.

Here's the scoop, courtesy of Nina Schutzman of the Poughkeepsie Journal:

State police want the public's assistance finding a golf cart stolen from the Dutchess County Fairgrounds.

The golf cart is a black 2014 gas-powered club car with rear seat passenger kit.

If located, contact state police at 845-677-7300 or report tips to the state police command post at the fair.

 

Here's a photo of the beaut:

That's a good-lookin' golf cart, for sure. But if you're the person that stole it: stop being a jerk, and give it back to its rightful owner.

I haven't seen any MISSING posters strewn about the greater Rhinebeck area--yet--but I'm sure the golf cart's family misses her very much. I'm not sure what kind of nefarious evil-doer behavior you've been up to with this golf cart but, c'mon. Do the right thing.