Pizza is part of the American fabric. And by that, I mean, it is about as close to perfection as man has yet come.

Er... substitute "pizza" for spaghetti and meatballs in that clip.

ANYWAY. How does one possibly improve upon pizza? By giving you so much of it your arteries just might seize upon you just smelling it. I give you:

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THE PIZZA CAKE!

That's right. If your heart didn't explode from falling instantly in love, it will from the sheer force of delicious cholesterol turning your bloodstream into a 1981 Black Flag concert.

It's part of a promotion going on now in Canada for pizza chain Boston Pizza, as customers vote for their favorite of the insane pizza ideas Boston Pizza has come up with (gas-powered pizza slicers?!). It's in first place by a wide margin right now, but you can check out the whole list here.