These Are The Friends Your Mom Warned You About

I love that people think of this stuff, and film it, so I don't have to. But sometimes, it makes me wonder how the human race has survived this long.

Apparently, there's a fairly fantastic drainage spillway in British Columbia. It's just shy of half a mile long, arrow straight, and kayakers can apparently achieve speeds of 45 miles an hour going down it.

If I were to attempt this, I'd need more tequila than would allow me to actually attempt it. A terrible Catch-22.

So sad.