Look, I have no idea why this video exists. I really don't. I haven't got a single clue. In no way, however, is that supposed to mean that I'm not very, very glad it does.

Seriously, what better way to spend a few minutes--what better way to start off the new year, even--than to watch some cool as heck seals playing some abstract Free Jazz on their custom instruments?

And not only that, but we get to watch them do a little painting, too! We really do get to experience some true artists perfecting their crafts.

There are definitely a few people out there who, if you played the audio of this video for them and told them it was some new jazz virtuoso, would pretend that it was the greatest thing they'd ever heard in their entire lives.

 

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